Nijutsu is a corny 1980s cash cow that should have limped its way back into the woods and died by now.

Even the most serious student is still a complete dork, without the stamina to roll somersaults in the grass more than a few times without getting exhausted.

I see them training in the park in Santa Monica, duffel bags full of toys. Don’t tell me, don’t tell me. They’re fake, but you guys are all real, right?

What a pantload of poo. Most of you couldn’t beat someone on the fourth tape of Tae Bo, let alone a boxer with solid basics.

But please, go back to arguing the lineages of your masters.

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